Humans are very interesting creatures. When I'm in a public place, I've found that I tend to stare at people. It's not a concious decision, it just kinda happens. Usually, they don't notice but when they do, they tend smile nervously, then a scared expression takes over that smile, then they fastly walk away. All this usually takes place before I've realized what has just happened. It's not stalking, it's observaton. See, I can learn a lot about people by watching what they do in their daily life and their relationships with people. I don't follow them around or learn where they live or anything creepy, I just watch. It's not stalking.
Sometimes, I'll be with people and just awkwardly stop talking because I've noticed someone to start observing. It's pretty funny when I do, because sometimes I will have been in the middle of talking when I just stop because the A.D.D. has gotten the better of me. It annoys my friends so badly, but I blame it on defective Adderall.
Then there's facebook. Now, that is stalking. But I'm not entirely sure that it wasn't invented to train stalkers. I mean come on, it's just too easy. It should honestly be called futurestalkersofamerica.com. You know it's true, and you that you're a facebook stalker. Don't deny it. And don't become a real stalker.... Now, have fun on stalkerbook!
-Lo
"Some call it stalking, I call it 'Love'"
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